So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
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