Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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