forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
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