so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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