Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
