I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
i can't believe i had my finger in that
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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