im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I just want nice things and good sex
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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