One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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