I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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