windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Little spoons don't ask big questions
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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