I cockslap morals
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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