I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
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