oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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