I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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