We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
I can feel your judgement through the phone
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
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