Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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