if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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