Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
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