I'm eating all of the evidence.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
if only i could text you this smell
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
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