Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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