My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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