just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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