Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
I touched a dick in church today
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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