She's JV to your varsity
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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