It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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