doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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