They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
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