question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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