We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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