come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
tell me about the eggs
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