Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
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