I met the friendliest cop last night
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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