508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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