I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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