Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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