Buhtt sex?
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
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