What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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