On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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