Having a random hookup so left but love u
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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