People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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