oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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