How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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