i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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