great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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