I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
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