id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
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