Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
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