I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Happy hour is for amateurs. Been drunk since 1230. Fell asleep in a disney viewing of UP. Went to the roosevelt and drank more. Now im stumbling around the grove.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
Randomize
