that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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