dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
Your penis caused this!
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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