Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
No...this little piggys going to the bar
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
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