that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Randomize
