Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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